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alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

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It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

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thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

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allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

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takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

ARIEL SWIMS IN 15 MINUTES LATE WITH STARBUCKS

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virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

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