(Source: bricesander, via wtfwsd)

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

(Source: sizvideos, via ruinedchildhood)

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee, via dutchster)

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(via wtfwsd)

"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via chewing-onpearls)

(Source: vxsn, via unsavinq)

*gets a compliment*

image

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hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

(via forever-and-alwayss)